If you type these in from the csh : in Unix you really do get
these responses.
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. STOP.
% got a light?
No match.
% sleep with me
bad character
% man: Why did you get a porce?
man: Too many arguments.
% make 'heads or tails of all this'
Make: Don't know how to make heads or tails of all this. STOP.
% make sense
Make: Don't know how to make sense. STOP.
% make mistake
Make: Don't know how to make mistake. STOP.
% make bottle.open
Make: Don't know how to make bottle.open. STOP.
% \ for every dollar Clinton spent, what would
I have?
Too many )'s.
% * How would you describe Clinton
*: Ambiguous.
% %Vice-President
%Vice-President: No such job.
% ls Meese-Ethics
Meese-Ethics not found
% How would you rate Clinton's senility?
Unmatched .
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ]. |
% ^How did the^sex change operation go?
Modifier failed.
% who is my match?
No match.
% set i=Democratic_Platform;mkdir $i;chmod 000 $i;ls $i
Democratic_Platform unreadable
% awk Polly, the ship is sinking
awk: syntax error near line 1
awk: bailing1 out near line
% 'thou shalt not commit adultery'
thou shalt not commit adultery: Command not found.
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